In reply to PM:
This so reminds me of the time I gave someone a lift to Wales many years ago.
"Have you ever had an accident?" they asked.
"one", I said. "on my own time"
"On your own time?"
"I wasn't counting work driving."
"How many have you had at work then?"
"God knows! Loads," replied.
I should clarify that all of them were low impact accidents. Mainly the result of giving double wheel base trailers to van drivers with no experience of driving a trailer and then expecting them to successfully manoever them down narrow side streets and crowded depot yards. This was in the days before training was compulsory.
I smashed hell out of it that first year. They practically had accident forms with my name on as a template