In reply to Rebecca Hornby:
Not interested in this one, but could you maybe consider me for your next Aldi ketchup ad please? I'd be excited to take part in a truly inspirational project celebrating the work of selflessly dedicated tomato pickers worldwide.
PS I hope you wouldn't be so heartless as to gather our stories, distil the most suitable elements out of them, and then cast one of your actors to tell the scripted story in the ad. But I'm sure the advertising industry doesn't work like that.
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