In reply to Jonny2vests:
> Maybe you and Piles Boy should leave threads like this well alone.
You may have a point there. Though my comment about the mat was a genuine attempt at humour. Still, if UKC has any charm, it is in the way threads can wander and in upholding a traditional and good natured lack of reverence for pedestals (though, in this case, as in many, it was clearly a very fine effort). Anyway, I'll go away now.